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Our names are Ezzy Rider(Kyna's Ducati) and Jagger. We live in Roswell, Georgia USA with our humans Wendy and Bill and our cat siblings Tovah, Shana, Annie, Jr. and Sammy. Mom and Dad take us to the Breakfast Cafe on Sundays where we have biscuits and cheese and meet new friends. We are looking forward to you signing our blog and will keep you posted of all our adventures. Thank-you Ezzy Rider and Jagger

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Friday, June 19, 2009

RULES FOR DOGS WHO HAVE A HOUSE TO RUN

1. If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you
can't manage that in time, get to an oriental rug
(or any good rug will do).

2. Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not
necessary to do anything, just sit and stare.

3. Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door
opened,stand on your hind legs, and hammer with
your forepaws.

4. When supervising cooking, stand behind the left foot of
the cook, where you will be stepped on, picked up, and
consoled with food.

5. When a door is opened, use it. When you've ordered
an outside door opened, it is important to stand halfway
out and think about several things. It is especially important
during cold weather, rain,snow, or the mosquito season.

6. Begin people training early. Humans need to know the
basic rules.
They can be taught if you start early and are consistent.

3 comments:

Rocky Creek Scottie Adventures said...

We have these down pat!!! Why is our Mom ROFL??

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Maggie and Mitch said...

haha - We don't allow closed doors in our house either! That is one great list of rules, guys!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Lucia said...

Ciao miei amici!

This is a fantastico list! La mia ragazza was falling off her chair laughing over it.

I, Lucia, am especially fond of item #5. It's one of my favorite things to do and it drives la mia ragazza N-U-T-S!!!! Heeeeeeee!!!

Tanti baci!
Lucia