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Our names are Ezzy Rider(Kyna's Ducati) and Jagger. We live in Roswell, Georgia USA with our humans Wendy and Bill and our cat siblings Tovah, Shana, Annie, Jr. and Sammy. Mom and Dad take us to the Breakfast Cafe on Sundays where we have biscuits and cheese and meet new friends. We are looking forward to you signing our blog and will keep you posted of all our adventures. Thank-you Ezzy Rider and Jagger

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Friday, April 17, 2009


My girlfriend Barbara emailed this to me and I had to share. Makes you want to go out and get a puppy?
How to prepare for a puppy - 12 Easy Steps1. Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.2. Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender.3. Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come on, lets go!"4. Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must use white hair and lightsuits must use dark hair. Also float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.5. Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball.6. Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate.7. Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor.8. Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the dog will drag it anyway. (Especially when you have company.)9. Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the door shouting, "No no! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program.10. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening.11. Gouge the leg of the dining room table several times with a screwdriver - it's going to get chewed on anyway.12. Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap.


Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Amen! That's why we get our dogs from Airedale Rescue!


Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Awwwww.Yup, that's the truth. I tried to warn my mommy before she got Hootie. But, nooooooooo. She didn't listen and now we're stuck with this eternal puppy!! (He'll be 1 year May6th)

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom totally enjoyed this guys! It speaks the truth!
Thanks for sharing it! So are you getting a new puppy brother?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Caz and Ludo the cool dude said...

Love it wendy thanks for sharing that with us.

ludo the cool dude

Sherry said...

Oh my, this makes Miro look like a perfect angel!
Alanis (I'm the perfect angel.)
Miro (Socks? You can shred socks? OHBOY!)

BarneyandStormsDaleTails said...

Sooooooooooo true,been there done it. But still able to laugh about it, thats Airedales for you.
Barney,Storm & Airemum

sienna said...

oh, my human SO needed to read this today!

she's busy preparing for my arrival in her home (she's coming to pick me up on may 9 - YAY!!!), and she'd totally forgotten what it's like to live with a puppy (last time was over 12 years ago).

my human and i will be coming back to your bloggy to learn more about life with humans / four-leggers!

please feel free to come by our bloggy to say "hi"!

take care,
sienna & sienna's human

ps. our bloggy is at http://siennaspeaks.wordpress.com

Eduardo said...

Thats so funny! My Mommy loves puppy & if she could she would resuce ALL the dogs in the world. Sadly you can't survive on love alone, dogs need to eat & thats why she can't save them:( Thanks for sharing that!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle